Ignorant Male Syndrome. PMS for guys. The grouchyness, bitching and complaining. Swearing, and throwing fits for no reason. IMS happens at least once a day. Rather then once a month for PMS. And unlike women, the men usually have no reason for there actions. Just excuses.

ie. a woman experiencing PMS, usually resulting from PMS or a man. A man, on the other hand, experiencing IMS because his wife won't bring him a beer.

IMS by Amy-Caydee May 11, 2008

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"These are not implants. If you think, 'Oh these are implants.' No there not implants. They're nice and squishy, but they're not..they're //ims//, but they're not planted. They're just ims.... your regular, common house garden ims..."

Ims by Jou-Jou December 14, 2008

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ims by dachailatte February 21, 2019

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Ineffective Meeting Syndrome or IMS is the automatic selection of a calendar invite without any conscious thought. Choosing a meeting because you lack the creativity to think about how else to get what you need to be accomplished. Resulting in meetings without agendas, purpose, interest or follow-up.

This morning I fell asleep in front of my coworkers from a bad case of IMS.

The all-hands meeting had over half the team lined up for the bathroom from IMS.

IMS by Mercy Management February 12, 2021

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