(H.W)President of the
United States in the years 1988-1992. Moderately sucessful president who continued policies of the Reagan administration. So the ultimate sucess of his predecessors plan to drive the USSR under through massive military spending. Fought a sucessful war to liberate Kumwait from Saddam Hussein, but failed to remove him from power, leaving a disaster in Iraq which his son had to clean up a decade later. Known for saying "Read my lips, no new taxes". Suceeded by Bill Clinton.
(W.)Current president of the
United States 2000-2008. Narrowly defeated Al Gore in 2000 election on issues of morals and smaller
government,course of presidency deflected by Spetember 11th attacks. Invaded Afghanistan and deposed the Taliban, against protests of Socialist governments in Europe and
Liberal pundits at home, Invaded Iraq and deposed Saddam Hussien. Recently won reelection in contest against John Kerry. Plans massive overhaul of
government welfare state programs such as Social Security, Medicare and a simplification of the tax code. George W. has been criticized by a wide variety of
people, mainly because he says what he means on subjects he considers important and doesnt give a shit if Hollywood, European secularists, Left
College Students, or the New York Times disagrees with him or consider him insensitive. Has old-fashioned and conservative values which are especially repugnant to moral relativists and members of alternate lifestyle groups. Has a great deal of satire directed at him along the axes of gross stupidity and ingenious nefarious plans for world domination, sometimes, amazingly, in the same criticism. Despite his utter hatred from a few dedicated circles, the vast majority of Americans
respect his honesty and determination to do what he believes is right, and a simple majority of Americans believe he is the right
man to lead the country.
"Shave your Bush!"
-Amusing college girls
"George Bush is the next Hitler, and hes a goddamned scumbag just like his fucking father!"
-Angry
man at Michael Moore rally who was almost arrested for threatening yours truly
"
Man, Bush may not speak too good, but hes a good
man, a hell of a better man then all those assholes who are dissing him"
-Old man at the bus stop
