guitard 

a bad guitar player that thinks he/she is proficient and enjoyable.

I've got a rift with a guitard.

guitard by ScepticSkeptic June 30, 2018

Guitard 

Trent

O man Trent is a really big Guitard

Guitard by DickSlapper0627 June 15, 2019

guitard hero 

A person who sucks at playing guitar hero or rock band.

My sister is a guitard hero.
she failed slow ride on easy...on FUCKING PRACTICE MODE!!! (true story!)

guitard hero by will is sexy March 14, 2009

Guitard-on 

The sexual arousal associated with watching YouTube videos of people playing Guitar Hero incredibly well on Expert level. May lead to guitargasms depending on how hard or fast the player is strumming, activating star power, and excessive use of the whammy bar.

Fuck yeah! I got a total guitard-on watching it. I almost blew a load in my pants by the time it was done....that shit was intense.

Guitard-on by mds1978 February 19, 2011

flying V guitar player 

Someone who plays the style of guitar that's called a flying V.

Dale's a Badass flying V guitar player! Pure raw talent & genius

flying V guitar player by Starchylde April 16, 2017

Canadian Air Guitar 

An oral sex act similar to cunnilingus, except the female's genitalia is talked down to and criticized in disapproval.

Logan's Canadian Air Guitar skills have cost him his last three relationships.

Canadian Air Guitar by Van Jermaine October 13, 2016

Guitarist 

The guy who your girlfriend left you for.

Dude... She left you for the guitarist of your own band!!!

Guitarist by qwertyuioPasdfghjkLzxcvbnM July 23, 2012