There is nothing funky about a funky benno! This treacherous fiend will be often found windmilling his choad in Waterlooville precinct in an attempt to woo the local fruit cake “crazy Helen”. Benno and Helen are often found exchanging sexual favours in Home Bargains with another local nitty named ‘Denmead Shane’ and have actually been given lifetime bans from nearly all local establishments. A funky benno is a severe sexual deviant opting to penetrate anything he possibly can with his phallus, one Tesco worker had described how Benno had been caught humping the jam doughnuts in broad daylight.
Yo that dude is a complete funky benno! I justcaught him tossing his meat down the pastry isle!
The act of defecation, particularly into a conventional toilet with a water-filled bowl. Entered the vernacular circa 2016, with reference to a particular political advisor of the era.
Hang on dude, I gotta dunk a Bannon before we split.
Hey, bring me some more TP, please! I just dunked a Bannon and I need some.