The lamest most awful HORRIBLE scrub you'll EVER meet. He has black hair and wears a shitty
black headset and drinks soda 5x a day. Absolute degenerate with nothing better to do while I have a massive
cock that can break through 3 tons of steel. That's right. I'm so much cooler. Me. Kaden will also live in a room that has a crappy
pokemon squishmallow that nobody likes. And a purple and white gaming chair. Yeah.
Kaden: "Hey guys it's me Kaden! I'm Kaden from Loserland!"
Me: *eradicates Kaden with the super ultra mega death beam 9000*
Women: Wow, that
guy who killed kaden brutally is so
cool! Let's have intense
sex with him!