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A male, usually of pretteen years, completely put off and upset by the use of the term "Grody".
Gaaaaaaaa!!!!! Why not just use the word Gross instead of Grody! They have the same letters and mean the same thing!!! Gaaaaa!! IM crying and Im Tristan!
Tristan by deeedubya January 11, 2014
gay suks on dick the size of his mums hand
loves cum and will or aready has had sex with his parents
he will be arrested when he is 15 for stealin a vigina he will have another 10 years in jail for fuking police in jale.
his cock is 1 centemiter
tristan had sex with his mum and dad 15 time by accident because he couldn not resist
tristan by i had sex with him/her November 28, 2017
A girl that's a bit quirky and weird but is pretty nice all around
Did you see Tristan over there? Yeah, she was just being her old self.
Tristan by dat_one_weird_girl March 12, 2017
A casual person whos a good friend that like technology and is very good at grammar but does not get crushed or wants any special someone at all.
Person1: Put a dispenser here!
Tristan: Blue team dispenser going right up!
Person1: Red Team you idiot.
Tristan: Oh.
Person666: I am dank!!!!11!!!1!!!!
Tristan: How original.
Tristan by Speedsonic75 April 20, 2018
tristan mccall is the best he eat all daepizza
tristan mccall is the best he eat all daepizza
He is a fuckboy who always is smaller than anyone. He is an amazing person but he really wants to die. He is the guy who laughs at funerals and cries at partys. He is a fuckboy, gay,and special in their own way. Also an interesting woman, but weird man.
Man my brother was being such a Tristan last night when we went to my dads funeral
Tristan by Datfurry69 March 20, 2019