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Harvey. This is a hidden love letter and I've had a cum shrine dedicated to your glorious, gargantuan acni infested balls hidden behind a moldy old sofa in my Granny's attic since the fall of 98 and should you make me your polite and peteat little housewife with a plucky arse I can promise that we will have many greasy, shark-nosed, crippled little fucks for years to come.

P.S. Grease makes great lube.
"Alex I am quivering in desperation for your chode to go so far down my throught that it bashes my lungs in" Said Harvey.
Alex by Amozon Alexa September 26, 2022
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