White cop: Sir you have a blood/alcohol level of .10 I'm taking you in.
Nation of
Islam Guy: O no!!! The white man is taking me down again just like my grandfather and his grandfather!! The white
government is
racist and hate the colored. Let us create our own black nation and hate Jews and Whitey in peace.
Crazy Democrats: Prasie the lord, give him $50K for his hardships. When will the exploitation of the black man end?