1 n. a person who (a) is well-practiced at performing oral sex on a male, performs the act a lot, or (b) is seen in a negative light for performing the act. See also, (complimentary) suckstress, (derogatory) slut.
2. n. a person who injests what is perceived by others to be more than his fair portion of shared
cocaine. See also
pig.
3. n. a person who injests what is perceived by others to be more than a safe amount of cocaine. See also, party girl, coke
head.
4. n. in SCUBA diving, a person who depletes his air supply more quickly than others in the group.
5. n. or v. in some parts of Great Britain and
Australia, a generic term for "vacuum cleaner" (as
people in the United States say "Coke" when they mean soda or "band-aid" when they mean adhesive bandage).
1. (a) My
girlfriend gives great blowjobs. She's a fucking hoover!
(b) That hoover has blown every
guy in the club. I wouldn't stick a stolen dick in that mouth.
2. We agreed to divvy up an eight-ball of coke three ways, but that greedy hoover Carl bumped half of it before we got any.
3. If Emily doesn't stop snorting so much coke, that hoover is going to give herself a heart attack.
4. I still had half a
tank left, but we had to surface because
Joe was being a total hoover and had used up all his air.
5. We spilled dirt on the carpet, so we had to hoover the entire floor. What did we use? A hoover.