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Headless horseman

The result of someone getting their dick severed in the door of a Ford Mustang.
Watch out Jimmy! You almost shut your dick in the door and gave yourself a headless horseman!
Headless horseman by Moe Beer January 2, 2009

headless horseman

Fucking a girl while she's on top with a bag on her head.
I had to give these beat girl the ol' headless horseman cuz she was a butterface.
headless horseman by Kyle June 15, 2004

Headless horseman

Something that accidentally went free on November 15 2023
1: yoooo did you hear headless horseman was free?
2: really? I should have gotten it
Headless horseman by omgwhatiswhy November 17, 2023

headless-horseman style 

a method of dismembering in which a part of a whole is separated from its larger body in a manner that is especially clean and quick, leaving no remnant on the larger body except a clean slice.
Amy: Yesterday I drove too close to a construction barrier and ripped my passenger side mirror off.

Gary: Like clean off headless-horseman style or did it hang?

Amy: Clean off.

The Headless Horseman 

When a man cuts a jackolantern face in a pumpkin and jacks off into it
I heard Chris had fun on Halloween. He totally did the headless horseman to Mrs. Grossman's jackolantern.

The Headless Horseman 

The girl pulls shirt over her head with a cock in each hand
Heather decided to celebrate halloween by giving mike and mike the headless horseman