Coit 

n. A derogatory term for heterosexuals. Derived from the word coitus

Dude, that was so coit!
Or
Sorry man, didn't think you were such a coit about that.

Coit by coitus maximus? January 21, 2006

coit 

male whore

He was a total coit to hook up with all of those girls.

coit by Anonymous October 7, 2003

Poised Coit 

Describes any position that accentuates the derriere, buttocks, backside, hindquarters, etc.

"Descending the hill, he rose out saddle to reveal a perfectly poised coit", or " Touching your toes not only increases flexibility, but also enhances the poised coit."

Poised Coit by Bullet (Le) March 29, 2015

Mid-coit 

Short for middle of coitous. Defining an act that happens mid sexual encounter (verb)

I am surprisingly good at taking work conference calls mid-coit

Sometimes you need a mid-coit snack

Mid-coit by TinderWordsOfWisdom September 2, 2021

Robotic Coit

Anytime a robotic intelligence becomes aroused.

Android 69 fused into a robotic coit.

Robotic Coit by Purplehanzz September 26, 2021

coitsian 

Have sexual intetcourse with an person of asian descent (coitus+asian).

When I went to the Chinese buffet,I brought home a cute little Asian waitress and I had the best coitsian ever.

coitsian by olive man April 13, 2015

coituous 

A flavour that you didn’t expect caused when things that aren’t meant to go together work well.

When mix food together, it makes a nice aroma - that ends up being a nice “coituous”.

coituous by yungFillyFan September 24, 2020