tubesteak 

When a dinner date that turns into a blowjob, this is the name of the main course.

"Hey, how did your dinner date go?"
"Splendid! I made her some tubesteak followed by manchowder for desert!"

tubesteak by taoistmoon January 23, 2012

tubesteak 

A tubesteak is guy's big boner.

My roomie, Matt, has a tubesteak almost like mine -- when I suck him off, it's like blowing myself!

tubesteak by USAF Cadet November 6, 2020

Tubesteak 

The male reproductive organ that hangs from the midsection...more commonly referred to as a peepee.

I tasted Todd's t-bone tubesteak with some barbeque sauce. It made me cream my pants. I am a guy.

Tubesteak by Mark Gisbertz February 15, 2008

Tubesteak 

Worst rapper of all-time

TubeSteak: Donald Duck, Goofy, Mickey Mouse Nigga, I'mma punch you in the fuckin mouth nigga, you'se a care bear nigga, you was never there nigga............... I eat chocolate bars nigga, you'se a chocolate bar nigga

Tubesteak by Waka Wayne November 9, 2010

Tubesteak 

What 12 year old virgin boys and fratboys think is the funniest word ever. Notice all the other definitions are written by people who consider themselves comedians by just repeating the same infantile giggling about "t-bones".

Often, these very same people will grow to develop a liking towards Dane Cook and South Park (not for satire, but because they want to be like Kenny). The older ones are the types who watch Entourage and lock gay kids in their dorm.

Dude, I totally got that gay nerd to show his tubesteak to me, that wasn't gay or anything, right?

Tubesteak by Poopyunderwear August 11, 2010

tubesteak 

penis slang somewhat aside, "tubesteak" can also means someone who is, or is behaving like, a dumbass or an asshole or both.

pretty much always said of guys, not of women. can be used either out of real irritation and anger with someone or in a joking manner among friends.

this meaning likely derives, in part, from the bodily slang of the above definitions (i.e. being a dick), but also from something a bit less vulgar...namely, referring to someone as a tubesteak is similar to calling him a meat popsicle, or a human, tube shaped, brainless column of meat.

dood, Joe was such a fucking tubesteak on saturday when his drunk ass dropped that whole case of beer on my rug.

or

are you serious? she's hooking up with that tubesteak fratfuck from alpha alpha alpha?!

tubesteak by lewaazz July 21, 2008

Tubesteak Shuffle 

Sexual Intercourse; To throw your salami into a hopefully acceptable orifice.

Friend 1: Hey look at that hot chick over at the bar.

Friend 2: That's easy money man. I gave her the tubesteak shuffle last week.

Tubesteak Shuffle by TastesLikeLemons57 June 16, 2010