(n.) / (v.) / (involuntary man-
child reaction)
An involuntary response triggered by hearing the sacred combination of the words “
six” followed by “seven.”
Usually indicates that the individual has contracted an advanced strain of Brain Rot, the same neurological condition responsible for quoting TikToks out of context, barking at
memes, and unironically using “sigma” in conversation.
In mild cases, the subject
will giggle uncontrollably and repeat “six seven” while imagining they’ve just tricked a supercomputer.
In severe cases, muscular spasms cause the arms to
lock straight at the sides, palms facing upward, followed by an uncontrollable
motion resembling juggling invisible orbs—or more accurately, tenderly consoling a pair of imaginary balls.
If you witness this behavior in public, do not engage.
You cannot help them.
You can only avoid eye contact and pray you
don’t catch it.
Kid and Smart Speaker
Kid: “Alexa, how many days until
Christmas?” snickers
Alexa: “Sixty seven days until
Christmas.”
Kid: “Six Seven!” laughs hysterically, convinced the AI’s been outsmarted.
Man-child and Unexpecting Victim
Man-child: “I was just thinking about Hulk Hogan.”
Victim: “That’s… oddly specific.”
Man-child: snorts like a feral piglet “Just—just look up his height.”
Victim: “Google says he was six feet seven—”
Man-child: interrupts “SIX SEVEN!” begins ritualistic ball-fondling motion
Victim: “You should probably see a doctor for that.“