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(Shmeeb) man who rapes children
"You're rah a shmeeb styl blud rah wanna rah very rah shevd fam"
Shmeeb by RAH ADAM STYL October 18, 2020
A single individual of a larger crowd (mob). Shmeebs are different from so-called NPC's and usually don't identify with his believes, he/she just enjoys him/herself and the company of other independent thinking individuals.
Dude, look at this shmeeb, he truly doesn't give a fuck about us!
shmeeb by paranoid_shmeeb April 16, 2022
A person who owns a meat ridder express
Dudes Shmeeb
Shmeeb by sd9f8ds May 28, 2022
An egg so thick it makes you genuinely uncomfortable to look at or think about.
"Damn I cracked and egg this morning and it ended up being a shmeeb, never felt so uncomfortable in my own home."
Shmeeb by IzzyFizzys August 10, 2024

shmebulock

is a cool gnomes that throws up rainbows and can do 47,000 spins on the floor in half an hour
not shmebulock:I wish I could spin like shmebulock
not shmebulock:me too :(
shmebulock by hythine lavation August 18, 2016

Shmee Shmee 

A Unicorn of a woman; only one exists in this world. If you find one, marry her and treat her like the goddess she is. As She radiates love and affection beyond the combination of every woman in the world combined.
Wow, that girl is such a shmee shmee, I have to ask her for her number otherwise I will regret it forever!
Shmee Shmee by Hmmmmmmmmmmm;) January 15, 2021