shmeeb 

a person who you just cant respect under any circumstances. a disgrace to society. "the lowest of the low"

you can point out a shmeeb very easily. they can be either dorky, ugly, not funny, disgraceful, stupid, disgusting, scummy or any of the above

What a shmeeb

shmeeb by meekie287 May 26, 2010

Shmeeb 

Cute and dorky, but not in a mean way when used as a noun.
As in "She's such a Shmeeb."

Can also mean cute little kids.

Can also be used when you don't have a clue what is going on as in "What the Shmeeb??"

The ice cream truck came and all the little Shmeebs came running.

What the Shmeeb do you think you are doing?

Shmeeb by Original Shmeeb August 7, 2011

shmeeb 

a strong, tough man boob

Nice shmeebs there Kory!

shmeeb by Kory S June 17, 2007

shmeeb 

a shmeeb is a womans breast or boobs

"i am thinking of getting a smeeb job to mak em bigger"

shmeeb by Lil' Viking April 29, 2005

shmeeb 

unit of measurement meaning just a little bit

Can I have a shmeeb of cake please

shmeeb by madsurge May 24, 2017

Shmeeb 

A female's private parts that are extremely saggy, (Even down to a girls ankles)

(Random guy texting) : "yo bro that chick you like gotta big ass shmeeb dude"

(The other guy responds) : "Dude you were right the chick shmeeb rolled down her ankles man, ahhh THE STENCH!"

Shmeeb by SHLOPEY JOOE May 2, 2020

shmeeb 

This word refers to a vape.

“can i hit your shmeeb?”

shmeeb by Nigga Guacamole Penis May 6, 2020