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Short for "shit dildo"
Joe: "Did you hear what Aiden was texting in the group chat last night?"

Nick: "Oh you mean when he was describing how he was turtle-necking his shit back and forth."

Joe: "Yeah.. he called it a shildo and that it made him feel good.."
Shildo by Marli of Real Talk May 26, 2022
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Sheldorado 

Noun: A dead beat father that walks away from parental responsibility. Most Sheldorados have a narcissistic complex and over inflated egos. As a result of his over inflated Ego a Sheldorado will also dodge child support leading to jail or homelessness

Verb: Getting ass raped by a number of men from the Jewish Temple because of a past family debt and bad decisions
Noun - Stan was a real Sheldorado for leaving Aunty when she really needed someone.

Verb - Sharran got a real nice Sheldorado last night by the temple.
Sheldorado by Sheldorado July 3, 2019

Shillon Musk 

The most successful conman of the 21st Century so far. He can always be seen manipulating people and markets, selling unattainable space dreams to starry-eyed young people, running pump&dump schemes on crypto markets, feeding his own fake "visionary messiah" complex on Twitter, using pop-culture terminology and lame comedic attempts to gain followers to his cult of personality while selling futuristic bs to the masses.

Always be shilling for that sweet government dough, Shillon.
Shillon Musk tweeted again.

You cannot fully terraform Mars on a reasonable timeframe without some form of "Clarketech", Shillon.

It is illegal to manipulate markets, Shillon Musk.
Shillon Musk by beMerciless May 13, 2021

Shindows 

Another name for the not so well-known operating system Windows.
It can be used jokingly or derisively, or even both ways.
And I thought my PC was as good as dead. How come it fixed itself magically?

Well it is shindows, it just
it just works.
Shindows by 男鹿 January 18, 2021

Sheldony behavior 

A behavior where a person is distinct for their overtly intellectual personality. They are calculating and cynical, exhibit a strict adherence to routine, have a lack of understanding of irony, sarcasm and humor, and a complete lack of humility.
He has such a Sheldony behavior.

shitdoso 

This is the word for when you take a massive dump in the toilet, and the water from the toilet splashes up and tickels your anus.
*plop* Shitdoso!
shitdoso by bonerstormmate June 11, 2017