A condition of convenient memory loss that affects political candidates at election time. This is an chronic condition stemming from being an incurable asshole or insufferable idiot but one can still seek treatment since ObamaCare covers pre-existing conditions such as this.
Warning from the Surgeon General:
Romnesia is an unfortunate, chronic condition affecting 9 out of 10 politicians during election campaigns
Symptoms are: forgetting one's original political stances, pandering, short-term memory loss, long-term memory loss, voter confusion, flip-flopping, plagerizing others' ideas and speaking in Palin-dromes. Symptoms maybe be exacerbated when addressing crowds, during televised interviews or debating.
(noun) : the tendency to forget having previously taken a position on an issue that is the opposite of one's current position on the same issue.
Rick Ruiz
noun - a condition in which an intelligent and competent candidate gets elected and helps you forget four (4) years of ineffective and defective “leadership”.
"Wow! My life is great now that... that... that... what was his name? is no longer president. Thank goodness for my Romnesia!
When you can't remember which self servinglie you told last.
Dave: That fuckin' Larry will say anything to get what he wants.
Eddie: Yeah, he told Ellen that, sure, he used to be gay, but he is totally straight now. That's the only way he was ever gonna get into her panties. That girl is not gonna give up that pussy to no bisexual.
Dave: Larry, straight? Sheeeit, that motherfucker's got Romneysia. He went down on Coach Edwards last week, after practice.