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Neoliberalism 

A fancy term for "white liberals."

Since it became unpopular to be openly racist, a new ideology was needed where white people could roleplay as saviors who could force their ideology onto the rest of the world. An ideology where everyone is as miserable as the next bearded hipster white liberal, but could buy their way to a feeling of happiness and success.

Neoliberals openly call for wars against Afghanistan, China, etc, while claiming they're bringing "freedom." This is identical to what neo-cons used to say, but this time neoliberals are painting trans / LGBTQ flags onto their bombs, thinking that this makes it better. After all, the USA needs its money to keep propping up the lifestyles of insecure, low-self esteem having, overweight, bearded leftists who mistake politics for having a personality cause they can't fall back on their looks or talent. So neoliberals will continue to support illegal drug wars in Afghanistan.

This is why people are starting to miss Bush. People would rather have a snake in full view like neo-cons, rather than snakes in the grass like warmongers like AOC, who cry for the rights of gays, etc. while driving around in a 100k Tesla paid for her through the CIA's Afghan heroin trade.

After all, neoliberals are all about keeping up their social status as being a "woke" person, but still need money to make themselves feel like they matter, hence their obsession with capitalism and everything that comes with it.
South American communist 1: Hey, look at this shell fragment from an American mortar that killed my baby and took off half my wife's face? What's this rainbow flag on it mean?

South American communist 2: Oh, that's just American neoliberalism.

South American communist 1: What's the difference between them and the Americans here in the 80's?

South American communist 1: The rainbow flag pretty much.

Neoliberalism 

Rule by corporations. Neoliberalism is a type of political ideology that politicians suddenly adopt when rich people make large donations.

Examples of neoliberal interest groups include Amazon, Nestle, the Koch Brothers.

Famous neoliberal politicians include Martin Shkreli, Jeff Bezos, and Ronald Reagan.
Guy 1: Neoliberalism is just rule by the corporations, when you think about it.

Guy 2: Nooooooo it’s when the government deregulates the economy!

Guy 1: So basically, rule by corporations. Think about it? What would they try do do differently if you thought they wanted corporations to rule everything?

Neoliberalism 

A word used by dumb leftists and some conservatives to describe anything they don't like.
Leftist: "I tripped and fell over again?! Must be the fault of evil neoliberalism and globalist KKKapitalism!!!"

Neoliberalism 

An ideology that stands to be forward-leaning and progressive, yet has proven to be backwards and oppressive and is mainly followed by the U.S. and Europe with the most of the world having adopted it
Person 1: What is the definition of neoliberalism?
Person 2:It's when you are a slave to currency, vain desires, and what powerful people tell you is true
Person 1: It doesn't say that on Wikipedia!
Neoliberalism by basedLiberal December 24, 2023

Neoliberalism 

Neoliberalism, at it's core, is inherently defined by a deeply rooted hatred for flexitarians.
"People who eat vegetarian diets while occasionally eating meat are the fundamental enemy of neoliberalism and leading to the downfall of society"
Neoliberalism by Bob's Aglet April 16, 2024

Anti-Neoliberalism 

Anti-neoliberalism, also called post-neoliberalism, is a set of beliefs that opposite ideological neoliberals which are most commonly found in left-wing politics. These includes: fair-trade, opposition towards globalism, anti-austerity, and opposition towards neoliberal institutions like the IMF, World Bank, EU, and NATO.
Anti-Neoliberalism is most commonly found in left-wing politics

Techno-Neoliberalism

The fusion of neoliberal economic doctrine—privatization, deregulation, market fundamentalism—with technological infrastructure. Techno-neoliberalism treats everything as a platform to be optimized: public services become apps, citizens become users, democracy becomes algorithmic preference aggregation. It champions “disruption” as an end in itself, ignoring that disruption mostly transfers wealth upward. Techno-neoliberalism’s signature move is to frame privatization as innovation: replacing public libraries with Amazon, public transit with Uber, public healthcare with wearables. It uses technology to dismantle the public sphere while claiming to modernize it.
Techno-Neoliberalism Example: "The city sold its public transit data to a ride‑share company, calling it a 'smart city innovation'—techno‑neoliberalism, privatizing public infrastructure under the guise of tech progress."