Loser cruiser 

A school bus transporting high school students. While it's customary from elementary and middle school students to ride the bus to and from school, a high school student is a "loser" if they aren't driving, getting rides with friends or doing after-school activities.

Wow, look at that loser cruiser going by with just one teenager on it sitting in the front!

Loser cruiser by SToleniPOD February 26, 2010

Loser Cruiser 

Commuter train that delivers commuters from the suburbs to the
city.

"Im going into town tomorrow on the Loser Cruiser."

Loser Cruiser by Brent June 18, 2006

Loser Cruiser 

A really shitty car such as the ELEMENT or a school bus.

Haha look at the losers in the loser cruiser!!!

Loser Cruiser by cartman5000 July 27, 2004

loser cruiser 

a really shitty car

That 91 sundance is a real LOSER CRUISER!

loser cruiser by Heather October 28, 2003

loser cruiser 

The ride you're on when everything you do screws up.

Just after the lame job interview I bailed on the stairs on the way out. Someone get me off this loser cruiser!

loser cruiser by Olive_oil May 11, 2009

Loser Cruiser 

A vintage, (i.e. nothing newer than 1980) small motored, street bike that is in imaculate, original condition.

"-so this old tattooed dude was totally rockin' a Loser Cruiser"

Loser Cruiser by Retardo Montobond January 3, 2009

cruiser loser 

Anything that a lame person does , says, or has that applies to cars

person 1: “I’m gonna do a donut in this parking lot”

person 2: “no don’t! that’s dangerous”
person 1: “you’re such a cruiser loser!”

or

“you have a ford fiesta? man you’re a cruiser loser”

cruiser loser by cruiserloser June 11, 2023