Logging 

Outward pursuit of a similar calibre to Planking but undertaken by fat people.

'Dude look at that fat chick lying down, it's like she's logging'

Logging by mattai September 12, 2011

logging 

To beat your partner to death with your penis.

Sally: what the hell are you gonna do for our 50th anniversary
Matt: some good logging
He then beats her to death with his dick

logging by righteousconsumption October 20, 2014

Logging 

The act of laying in bed and sleeping for hours and days on end.

“Zach, what are your plans for break?”

“Not much, probably just logging”.

Logging by Daddyzgurl January 12, 2020

Logging 

When a guy's penis is so long that it drags across the ground when he jogs.

Black Guy: Yo mon, I be totally "Logging" dis mornin'.

Logging by MoFo94 February 5, 2010

logging 

When Russian ladies feel lonely, they do a massive shite, freeze it and at times of need, use it as a dildo, according to Manchipp.

So there I was, chillin with my hot Ruski Mama when all of a sudden and with no suggestion for me, she goes to the freezer and drags out this 13 inch shit and starts to masturdate using it. So obviously I said "what the hell are you doing" and she said, "Logging, it's all the range here in Russia" (but in Russian clearly, as she was russian)

logging by stretch June 6, 2003

Logging 

Logging (also known as Facebook logging) is when someone logs into someone's open Facebook account and fucks with their settings or just their Facebook statuses. This term is prefered over the term "hacking" sense there is no actual hacking involved and only stupid 12 years old girls actually still call it hacking.

Girl on boy's Facebook account: Haha hacked u love u
Friend of boy's account comments: You didn't hack him you stupid bitch you were just logging him.

Logging by StoneTown August 30, 2012

Logging 

Another Term for Masturbate (Or Masturbating), started on an internet forum in the thread "The Masturbation Log"

Also: Log, Logged, Logger

Kram3r: Barka! I'm trying to catch this fucking Teddirusa but my pokeball keeps fucking up!

Barker: Shut up, I'm logging. ~haermm~

Logging by Neil Green November 8, 2007