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Knob-jockey 

A derogatory term. Often meaning: one who rides the phallus of another man .. and/or woman .. or they. Otherwise known as a dick rider.

The knob part referring to a dick. The jockey part referring to someone who rides a horse.
You’re a bloody knob-jockey!

Watch where you’re going, you knob-jockey!
Knob-jockey by LightEclipse December 23, 2021
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Knob-Jockey 

A Knob-Jockey is someone who jockeys a knob
Aiden - "I know how to ride cock like an absolute pro, I should be in porn, sad my penis is too small"
Brad - "Your such a Knob-Jockey"
Knob-Jockey by Yuppy_254 April 13, 2023

Knob-jockey 

Someone or something that rides a dick like a pro horse rider. Man, women, toy doll or koala bear, anyone can be a Knob Jockey
She whipped me into shape like Frankie Dettori. The bird was a proper Knob-jockey
Knob-jockey by Peaspeanuss July 13, 2023

Knob Jockey 

a person, often a derogitory term for a homosexual male, who enjoys riding cock.
went to the club lastnight, it was full of complete knob jockeys
Knob Jockey by offlyner April 20, 2006

Knob Jockey 

A person, usually of the female gender, who has a particular penchant for 'riding' a knob. The term is therefore usually used as a derogatory expletive in reference to men, implying that the said person is homosexual and therefore sub-standard
George W Bush is a bit of a knob jockey..
Knob Jockey by Foiz April 9, 2003

knob jockey 

Meaning 1.
A Homosexual man that rides the knob/head of the penis to minimize penetration/painfulness during anal intercourse.

Meaning 2.
A anal retentive (tight assed) person that won't do a friend a small favour. The payout factor is that usually during sex the entire penis (shaft and knob) penetrates or is riden. This meaning suggests that via being a knob jockey and not a cock jockey that they are not giving the other party the satisfaction of riding the entire shaft rather than just the knob. Somewhat of a bastard.
Example 1.

Dude, I heard Rodney is a knob jockey.

Example 2.

Frances, fuck that man is so tight with is cash. Fucking knob jokcey.
knob jockey by TROYum May 4, 2005

knob jockey 

although Dale Winton has recently married I was always under the impression that he was a knob jockey
knob jockey by Peter Donohoe June 27, 2003