A martial art developed in the early twenty first century, it is used primarily to combat bar tabs at Miller's Ale house, employment, and other people wearing Affliction t-shirts. While the true origins of this discipline still remain shrouded in a form of Oriental mysticism, it is believed that it was first used on December 30th, 2006 when Tito Ortiz lost to Chuck Liddell in
UFC 66. According to legend, two men went to the bar and ordered a
shot of whiskey. While engaged in a heated argument over the fight one of the guys, enraged by the other patron's equally misinformed
opinion, attempted a take down he learned from his
free MMA lessons at the Y. The two men proceeded to writhe on the floor. Beers were spilt. Ed Hardy t-shirts were
ripped. Words
like "arm bar," "triangle choke" and guillotine" were thrown around with reckless abandon. Most other people thought they had
gone into an epileptic seizure. It was then that Jim Bean Jutsu was born.
Did you see that
guy in the
fedora? Yeah, he tried to administer Jim
Beam Jutsu on the bouncer. That's why he is getting placed on the gurney.
