Jewtard 

Jewtard (noun):

1) Someone who knows so little about the Jewish religion that they are retarded.

2) Someone who acts so stereotypically Jewish that they are retarded.

1) Rachael didn't know that the Jews celebrate their Sabbath on Friday night, she's such a jewtard.

2) Micah only goes to that bar on Tuesday nights because it $1 beer night, he's such a jewtard.

Jewtard by MrFnBMore March 2, 2010

Ball Gobbling jewtard 

One who puts testicles in his mouth and is in fact a JEW

Wow, that guy is a ball gobbling jewtard!

Ball Gobbling jewtard by Chode ala mode June 17, 2009

jettard

Jettard is a word that has developed its use from the freeware game Tremulous, in which a member or multiple members of the human team (usually noobs) grab a jetpack and generally accomplish nothing while in the air.

"that jettard tried to saw a goon in mid-air, what the hell was he thinking?"

"I cant hear anything over all the jettards."

jettard by Kobrakai3 October 25, 2006

jectard 

A clever combination of the words reject and retard. Meaning that you are thick as two short planks held together with stupid glue, and that you have no friends. The ultimate degradation is to be called a jectard.

Retard: derrrr
Reject: will u be my friend??

1337 |)00|): omg, if they like combine, into one super being, then they will be a jectard.

jectard by blerg July 5, 2004

Jewstard 

The rare infusion of equal parts Jew and Bastard.

"Wtf is wrong with John? He didn't throw down on the bag and got all pissed we didn't use HIS bong."

"Man, that guy is always a Jewstard."

Famous Jewstard- Mel Gibson

Jewstard by Peacex420 July 1, 2011

jeetard 

A fundamentalist Christian who is deluded by his/her beliefs to the point of losing almost all capacity for reason, thus becoming mentally retarded. Dervied from "Jesus" and "retard".

If you believe that the world is only 10,000 years old and in creationism, you're probably a jeetard.

Kent Hovind is a jeetard.

jeetard by SlayerSatan666 December 14, 2008

Jetard 

U fast af that u jetard outta there

Mom: come here imma give u an asswhoopin

Son: not before i Jetard outta here

Jetard by Papichulo90:)) March 10, 2019