1 n. a person who (a) is well-practiced at performing oral sex on a male, performs the act a lot, or (
b) is seen in a negative light for performing the act. See also, (complimentary) suckstress, (derogatory) slut.
2. n. a person who injests what is perceived by others to be more than his fair portion of shared
cocaine. See also pig.
3. n. a person who injests what is perceived by others to be more than a safe amount of
cocaine. See also, party girl, coke head.
4. n. in SCUBA diving, a person who depletes his air supply more quickly than others in the group.
5. n. or v. in some parts of Great Britain and Australia, a generic term for "vacuum cleaner" (as
people in the United States say "
Coke" when they mean soda or "band-aid" when they mean adhesive bandage).
1. (a) My girlfriend gives great blowjobs. She's a fucking hoover!
(b) That hoover has blown every guy in the club. I wouldn'
t stick a stolen dick in that mouth.
2. We agreed to divvy up an eight-ball of
coke three ways, but that greedy hoover
Carl bumped half of it before we got any.
3. If Emily doesn'
t stop snorting so much coke, that hoover is going to give herself a heart attack.
4. I still had half a
tank left, but we had to surface because
Joe was being a total hoover and had used up all his air.
5. We spilled dirt on the carpet, so we had to hoover the entire floor. What did we use? A hoover.