Dwight 

A being of immense power, the Dwight is a Chad that is capable of incredibly simpish behavior from time to time.

Person A: Did you see that guy cry over her? What a simp

Person B: Are you kidding me? That guy is a total Chad

Person C: Gentlemen, he is what we in the academic world refer to as a Dwight.

Dwight by Unshaken Ketchup April 4, 2020

Dwight 

The most honest, amongst the Pauls.

I have come not to lie ,kill ,steal or destroy. "I'm a paul". Dwight's

Dwight by Liesdontlast November 23, 2021

Dwight 

Dwight is Gay.

You know he's a Dwight when he plays Mobile Legends and Post edited pictures of himself.

"You are Dwight."

Dwight by pluto_hoshi May 12, 2022

Dwight 

Dwight is a farmer who obsesses over his grass and garden gnomes and windmills. He is always cutting grass no matter what and is often more concerned about that than anything else.

He’s saying we hit his French drain with the bucket truck.

Foreman: Do you want us to dig that up for you?

Dwight: Oh no, I got grass!

Dwight by jdabeast2000 August 2, 2022

Dwight Schrute 

Quite possibly the funniest person on the brilliant comedy, The Office. Dwight is a salesman for fictional paper company Dunder-Mifflin (played by the uber-talented Rainn Wilson). He is one of the best salemen but is socially awkard but nonetheless has great confidence in himself. He is very serious and quite guilable especially things that involve science fiction and magic. He is described by Wilson himself as a "Fascist Nerd" due to his love for power, repsect for Michael Scott, and love for shows like Battlestar Galactica.

Dwight: I now have both the strength of a grown man and a small baby. (after telling of his resorption of his twin in the womb)

Dwight: I keep various weaponry strategically placed around the office. I saved Jim’s life with a can of pepper spray I had velcrowed under my desk. People say, oh it’s dangerous to keep weapons in the home, or the workplace. Well I say, it’s better to be hurt by someone you know, accidentally, than by a stranger, on purpose.

Dwight: I would make sure that you were dead. I would remove your teeth and cut off your fingertips, so you could not be identified, and they would call me the Overkill Killer.
Michael: Okay, you are way creepier than an actual serial killer.

Dwight Schrute's silly antics crack me up everytime.

Dwight Schrute by +he realist. February 4, 2009

Dwight Shrute 

three words to describe Dwight Shrute:
hard-working,

alpha-male,

jackhammer,

merciless,

insatiable.

He is just like Dwight Shrute. In three words: hard-working, alpha-male, jackhammer, merciless, insatiable.

Dwight Shrute by Bartholomew123456 May 21, 2013

Dwight Schrute 

the worlds best assistant to the regional manager person who loves beets and Angela

Dwight Schrute is my husband baby daddy beet lover and the regional manager

Dwight Schrute by leannthebadbish January 4, 2020