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Slavemart

Slavemart is what Walmart employees call Walmart. Managers are so rude and work you to death and pay low wages.

Jake: Hey, Chris, I have 12 pallets of freight to unload and they won’t let me take my break.

Chris: Yep, it’s slavemart.

by jdabeast2000 July 14, 2023

Dwight

Dwight is a farmer who obsesses over his grass and garden gnomes and windmills. He is always cutting grass no matter what and is often more concerned about that than anything else.

He’s saying we hit his French drain with the bucket truck.

Foreman: Do you want us to dig that up for you?

Dwight: Oh no, I got grass!

by jdabeast2000 August 2, 2022