Someone who makes dumbass comments about shit they dont know anything about; the thing you call someone when your mind is so flustered that you scream the first atrocious thing that comes to mind.

I was so pissed I just didnt know what to say, "Jimmy, stop being such a filthy cum-guzzling cunt bag!"

filthy cum-guzzling cunt bag by McDabbs March 6, 2015

Get merch

cum baguette

When a man has sexual intercourse with a baguette, then removes the baguette off his cock and adds the usual condiments and has it as a wholesome lunch, dinner or brunch. {NOT A BREAKFAST FOOD}

A; I ran out of things to eat yesterday..
B; and...
A; so I had a cum baguette
B; Oh yeah, I luv cum baguettes
A; I like cheez
B; I do not
A; So did you watch 'Hot Hookers' last night?
B; Nah, I just had a cheez cum baguette (which I don't like) and consoled my self to sleep.
A; I like cheez
B; But I did tape Hot Hookers and I plan to watch it tonight. I might have a cum baguette from the reapings.
A; I do like a good cum baguette
B; As do I, without the cheez.
A; I like cheez..
A; And cum baguettes
B; I just like cum baguettes
A; Well you're just an anti-cheezite
B; That was a bad spoonerism
A; But I do like a good cum baguette
B; Well I'll see you tomorrow
A; Yeah
B; Cum baguette you later
A; Yeah, right back at you bra
B; So I'll ring you
A; Yeah, right after I have my cum baguette for breakfast
B; HEY, you can't have a cum baguette for breakfast
A; Why not?
B; Coz it ain't a breakfast food
A; I guess not, I'll just have a piece of cum toast instead
B; That's disgusting

cum baguette by Gohn Gardenza January 11, 2009

Get merch

Cum bagel

A game played by a group of three or more men and a pastry of your choice (preferably a bagel). The object of the game is to masterbate and ejaculate on the pastry (if you ejaculate but miss it does not count). who ever is last to do so must eat the pastry.

If Bill, Joe, Stan are playing Cum bagel. Joe ejaculates and hits the bagel, Bill ejaculates but misses the bagel, and Stan ejaculates and hits the bagel, Then Joe and Stan would be safe and Bill must eat the seaman-covered bagel.

Cum bagel by TheLizM October 19, 2010

Get merch

Cumbagel

The act of ejaculating on one's bagel, using the semen instead of cream cheese. A good prank.

Ted: How the hell did you pull a cumbagel??!! I was only in the bathroom for two minutes!

Mark: Your mom helped.

Cumbagel by Brodi Finkelstein December 6, 2010

Get merch