An euphemism used to describe
marijuana. Specifically, a kind of
marijuana that detaches you from the outside world and feelings that AREN'
T happiness or overall satisfaction. This is a kind of weed that will make you dissociate from everything around you, turning you into a LITERAL couch potato as you metamorph into the absolute greatest vibe in the room for the next twelve hours. However, as you do, it'
s most likely that your ass is going to be fried harder than the cheap, $5
pizza that some drunk guy in the other room tried to fry. With some firewood, butter and vegetable oil on a stove, no less.
The name is in reference to the German legendary figure "Faust", who had struck a deal with the devil to trade off his soul and virtue in exchange for a plethora of worldly pleasures. In the not-as-nerdy voice, it basically references a guy who sold his soul to the Devil for some P-J. That's a deal I can get behind, me personally.
1: " This Faustian Cilantro hittin' like
Joe DiMaggio in the batter's
box. "
2: " Dude, you're not even fucking baked. Shut up. "
1: " Well, who IS? "
2: "
Jacob over there is absolutely SMASHED off of it. See how he's sitting? "
1: " . . . shiiiit. You're right. "