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Blackistan 

Blackistan is a nation of big black oiled up men originating from Blackia, who broke away in the Blackia Civil War. The people of Blackistan wanted more baby oil bottles, gathering thousands upon thousands, being the richest of all the lands. One of the major events in the nation is the presence of freak-offs, where millions of black, oiled-up, homosexual, muscular, sweaty men start passionately fucking in one massive orgy.
Guy 1: Hey, lets go to Blackistan for the Annual Freak-off
Guy 2: Hell yeah!
Blackistan by balalol500 November 6, 2024
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Blackstabber 

An African American who stabs someone in the back in order to sell a book.
That Omarosa Manigault is such a blackstabber, did you hear what she said about Trump?
Blackstabber by El Dookie August 15, 2018

Ryland Blackinton 

Guitarist and back-up vocalist for the AH-MAZING band Cobra Starship, may be known also as "Guy Ripley." Known for being amazing and talented and funny. Also impersonates Gabe very well. Kind of looks like Nicholas Cage. May be seen walking around with Gabe Saporta.
OMG I just saw the latest edition of TAI TV, and Ryland Blackinton was SOO funny as Guy Ripley! I wonder if he will ever get Victoria...?

Jet Blackstone 

A bad ass, no nonsense player that always keeps it cool and sexy with the ladies.
"What's your name?"
"Blackstone. Jet Blackstone."
"That name is hot"
"Like you"
"Oh, Jet!"

Coined by Kojo Manu of Baltimore
Jet Blackstone by gurrilla55 September 4, 2010

Blackstar 

The last album and song of the great David Bowie. RIP
"I’m a blackstar, way up, oh honey, I’ve got game
I see right so white, so open-heart it’s pain
I want eagles in my daydreams, diamonds in my eyes"
Blackstar by destinywarrior October 4, 2016
An incident where one black person betrays another
I can't believe my own nigga' turned on me! Total blackstab!
Blackstab by Doug E. Freshly December 31, 2010

Beckistani 

1.the place that Glenn Beck originated
2. followers of Glenn Beck who also share a hatred of the United States Government.
the tea partiers are of Beckistani decent.
Beckistani by Bobocop May 21, 2010