Father

fa·ther
/ˈfäT͟Hər/
noun
1. a myth created around the year 1500 said to be the "male adult figure" (similar to mother, which unlike father isn't a myth) of a family, only 1 has been "claimed" to have been spotted driving a vehicular object in the year 1.

"Father is a very powerful warrior, winning every fight on Ancient Dessaly's colosseum, even against the most powerful Titans, his next battle will be on Mount Olympus against Hercules!

Father by That One Stupid Kid January 20, 2023

Father

an object that is very difficult to achieve

"Where is my FATHER?"

Father by That One Stupid Kid January 20, 2023

Father

Both a parent and a test to see if you're not going down the long, long, LONG path of degenerating into a retard with no use if the world or society.

Guy 1: Do you have your Father?

Guy 2: Welp, I did just subscribe to Dream-

Guy 1: Is that your dad going to get the milk?

Guy 2: OH SHIT! I GOTTA UNSUBSCRIBE!

Father by The Living Walking Dictionary February 8, 2023

Father

Something you don't have

Your father used to exist.

Father by Sev 11 March 5, 2023

father

something i dont have and never will

my father left me when i was 5 after my mom got a job

father by where my dad go? March 7, 2023

Father

Its a thing that most people these days have

“What the fucking hell is a father?” Said little Timmy to his mother “I don’t fucking know! I don’t even fucking know who i had sex with to make you!” Said mother “WHAT THE FUCK MOMMY WHO THE FUCK DID YOU FUCK YOU FUCKING BITCH NIGGA FUCK YOU FUCKHEAD FUCK FUCK FUCK

Father by Pensi pensi pensi penis March 29, 2023

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It is only the male that has contributed to the realization of one or more pregnancies through his genetic material.

My father is a good person.

father by Yornol April 6, 2023