Jacob 

The most racist person in existence. The owner of slaves. The cause of slavery. The reason there was segregation.

Person 1: Hey look its Jacob!

Person 2: Oh no...

Jacob: GET BACK TO WORK YOU MONKEY!

Jacob by Nadias#1fan January 4, 2024

Jacob 

Jacob is a guy that handles the responsibility for making Gluten-Free pizzas in Domino's Pizza stores.

Whether it be a GF Cheese & Tomato, Pepperoni, Texas BBQ, Vegi Supreme or New Yorker, Jacob will always be there!

*Gluten Free appears on makeline screen*

"JACOB! Gluten-Free."

Jacob by Jack Spank9049 January 14, 2024

Jacob 

Jacob is a guy who cant drive and will probably crash his car a month after his driving test. He is hugely charismatic and handsome and is the sorta guy to never cheat on his GF. That wont stop him from trying to get with his best friends ex's though...

"Have you seen how sexy Jacob is today? I wish my bf was like him"

Jacob by nigori January 31, 2024

Jacob 

Plays Overwatch 2 all day while stuffing Chicken down his throat. Sometimes gets a little too horny around men... am I safe? oh fuck

The mother fuckers a Jacob ( lazy as fuck )

Jacob by AssSmacker69 February 4, 2024

Jacob 

Jacob is a very athletic man that has an IQ of a dead horse. He has the skill of Messi is soccer but is three grades behind in ela and math.

Wow, look at Jacob playing soccer, I wish he was that good and ela and math.

Jacob by qewrsetdryjftukgybilhnuji;k February 8, 2024

Jacob 

A masculine name derived from the Hebrew name "Ya'aqov", meaning "supplanter" which is most interpreted as one who seizes, circumvents, or upsurps.

Jacob.

Jacob by anonymous March 4, 2024

Jacob 

A FAT LITTLE WANKER

Oh his name is jacob! Hes most definitely a dickhead

Jacob by B1ggeztHayter March 9, 2024