n.
An internet challenge conceived from the depths of the feminasty and incel communities that requires males to abstain from
masturbation, sex, or any other activity that is of sexual nature or could result in climax / ejaculation for the entire calendar month of
November. It is often abbreviated as 'NNN'.
There are no
grace periods or exceptions. Wet dreams ending in climax count as valid ejaculation, and therefore means that the individual has failed the challenge.
The challenge often results in temporary but persistent physical and emotional discomfort. Soreness in both of these areas may persist for a short time after the challenge.
Common groups of
people who partake include:
- Single Men
- Gay Men
- Closeted Gay Men
- Beta males
-
People who feel the need to "prove" something - whether it be to themselves, or to others (even the abyss for all we know)
- Those who depend on consistent external validation
-
People who indulge in materials of the "self-help" or "self-improvement" genres
- The unemployed / No Lifers
s.
1.
Thirty Days of Testicular Torture
2.
Thirty Days of Testosterone Terrorism
Spencer: Hey John, have you noticed Peter lately? Looks
like he's in some sort of pain. I
hope he's ok.
John: Yeah
idk... he's doing No Nut
November.
Spencer: *facepalm*
Peter: Hey guys, I failed No Nut
November. I lasted thirteen days.
Andrew: Damn, new office record. I only lasted four days cause I had a wet dream about some lady from TV. She's not even hot...
Peter: I'm sorry
dude, that sucks. Hopefully next year we'll do better.
Kyle: Man I hope so. I was doing so well, putting mind over matter and everything... then Ashley accidentally put her hand on my thigh a few nights ago and I blew a huge load. Nine days. This shit sucks
ass.
All: Stare blankly into abyss
Carol: Look at those losers... doing No Nut
November. Do they think this buys them popularity points with them or something?
Sheila: LOL I have no idea. I'm kind of indifferent to it. If they want to torture themselves I'm just gonna let them do their thing.
Brittney: MMMmmmmm I don't know guys... I kind of get turned on by the idea of those balls being all swollen and inflamed. I just want to bite them and smack them while the screams and cries echo around.
Sheila: ......*long pause*........ Brittney... GTFOH with that third wave x BDSM bullshit. Not all of us hate men just cause they exist you know.
