A person whose name begins with Z and rigs things. How tf you gon have a lame ass first letter then rig things.
Person 1: Hey Zack how are you?
Ziggy: I am Zack I love rigging im a piece of shit.
Person 1: I wasn't really asking that, why would you say that?
Ziggy: I know you were thinking it I have no friends and everyone knows I rig things due to my lack of self confidence.
Ziggy: I just found out a new way to rig the fantasy draft!
Person: Isn't that immoral? We just play for fun... Also, didn't you come second to last last year, were you rigging that as well?
Ziggy: Yes I am self conscious, I lost last year but don't worry i'm going to be increasing the points I get this year so I can't possibly lose.
Person: Really man?
Ziggy: Yes
Person: I'm not going to play fantasy if your going to cheat we are no longer friends!
An abnormal shapeshifter who pretends to be a girl but in reality, as everyone could already tell, is a guy and somehow the least attractive one that you could find