Adolf Hitler is the sexiest thing to ever exist. Everyone should get turned on by watching him smear ketchup on his
ass and putting that on his sexy mustache, unless ur fucking weird. His dick was 69 inches. I
mean srsly imagine him banging u from behind with his 69 inch dick. All the jews that died in WW2 actually died because Hitler was to sexy for them to take. He also is an absolute war
hero. He ended WW2 by killing the man who started it. An absolute sexy
hero.
History teacher: Who was Adolf Hitler?
Kid: Adolf Hitler is the sexiest thing to ever exist. Everyone should get turned on by watching him smear ketchup on his ass and putting that on his sexy mustache, unless
ur fucking weird. His dick was 69 inches. I
mean srsly imagine him banging u from behind with his 69 inch dick. All the jews that died in WW2 actually died because Hitler was to sexy for them to take. He also is an absolute war
hero. He ended WW2 by killing the man who started it. An absolute sexy
hero.
History Teacher: That is correct! Today students we are gonna take a look at his sexy, 69 inch dick. We are also gonna honor that absolute sexy war
hero.