American Broadcasting Company - A TV network that became number
one for a couple of weeks when they showed Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, and besides that has always been number
3 when rating networks. The company also owned John Ritter's ass since Three's Company and
will be screwed now that 8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenage Daughter, a great, hopeful show that
will be ruined now that John Ritter died.