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Donald Trump is a Chump
trump by anamosity71 October 20, 2015
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verb - to succeed or triumph, especially against disciplined experienced professionals, despite making a farce of an effort, doing every conceivable thing towards that end wrongly and actively sabotaging yourself.
I have no political experience or training. I switched political parties 8 years ago and became a conspiracy theorist. I am the most disliked person ever to seek that office. I copied the Nazis' platform. I stole my campaign slogan from 30 years ago. I was vulgar. I lied so badly and often that fact-checkers stopped researching my claims. My policies were empty platitudes or impossible. I contradicted myself and was an obvious hypocrite. My speeches were incoherent, sleep-deprived brain farts. I burnt every social, business and political bridge I could. I alienated every demographic. Senior members of my own party refused to support me. I encouraged treason, bragged about sexual assault and mused about murdering someone in cold blood. I hid my taxes. I called war heroes cowards and taunted their families. I am dangerously incompetent and mentally unstable. I bombed all the debates while on cocaine. Not a single reputable entity endorsed me. The KKK endorsed me, and I wouldn't disavow them. I was out-fundraised, out-advertised and almost bankrupt. My Internet access was taken away to stop my 3 AM tirades. Almost every poll during the campaign had me losing. Gamblers gave me 100-to-1 odds. There was nobody to get out my vote. There is not one reason why I should have won that election. Anyone else would have been arrested and exiled from public life forever. But I won. I trumped it!
Trump by HisLordshipOfTheNorth November 12, 2016
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Trump by runnergirl9876 December 31, 2016
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verb. To take an orange colored shit. Can also be used to refer to taking a shit that's normal colored.
I have to head to the car wash. A bird Donald Trumped all over my windshield.
Oh man, my stomach is killing me. I'm about to let out a watery Trump as soon as I get to a toilet.
My dog always Trumps on the neighbor's yard, so I don't have to clean my own yard. Woo!
Did you see the thousands of rednecks watching some guy whose name is synonymous with taking a shit?
I heard my grandma trumped on my dad when he was born.
Oh man, my stomach is killing me. I'm about to let out a watery Trump as soon as I get to a toilet.
My dog always Trumps on the neighbor's yard, so I don't have to clean my own yard. Woo!
Did you see the thousands of rednecks watching some guy whose name is synonymous with taking a shit?
I heard my grandma trumped on my dad when he was born.
Trump by cocoabuter March 27, 2016
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