father

What Darth Vader is to Luke Skywalker.

Luke, I'm your father.

father by ponybalogna November 10, 2018

Father

A person with an anal wart fettish

Did you see that guy with a father

Father by Mr.porn January 6, 2018

father

Something every guy fears when he has a girlfriend. Usually will kill you if you hurt his daughter. They are against everything their daughters wear that is not cover alls. Hates the thought of his daughter going on a date; encourages his son getting a girlfriend.

My father said I can't have a boyfriend until I'm 57.

father by person with opinions March 21, 2018

Father

The only man who will truely love you and cherish you forever and beyond

I love my father.

Father by Doglover1106 November 2, 2018

Father

Something I never had

I wish my friends weren't like my father

Father by scraptrash December 19, 2018

Father

Some random dude who put sperm in your mother and then if he finds out your mom is pregnant, might leave. Or if they’re just like “oh well this is my life now” they’ll stay and then act like they own you until you move out. If anyone owns you, it’s your mom. You stayed in her stomach for 9 months, left her, and then she tolerated all your shit. Honestly moms deserve more love.

Father: let’s do the nasty
Mom: okay

~a few weeks later ~
Mom: I’m pregnant

Father: fuck this shit

Father by The.saddest.boyo March 10, 2019

Father

Father a man who will do anything and everything for his kids a man who will always keep his family safe a man who can be very funny but if you even look at his family wrong he will change his aditude and get his gun out but in the end will always be someone there for his children someone his kids look up to someone that would spend his last breath with his family someone who would risk his life for his children someone his hole family loves!!!

A Father is a hero.

Father by mora1411 June 16, 2019