A sexual act involving an male individual who has attained the rank of Sergeant in a paramilitary organization. This individual is selfconscious, grouchy, and has poor muscle tone. During this sexual act, the woman throws the mans legs over his ears and completes penetration.

Wow, my knees are all tore up 'cause my wife Blongoed me all night long.

Blongo by Blongos July 16, 2019

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Blonky

Clunky, cumbersome, or awkward. Something that's larger than it needs to be is blonky, as is anything that should be smaller and more trim, or that has square edges that should be rounded.

Compared with transistor radios, boom boxes are very blonky.

Blonky by The Odessa Kid July 7, 2011

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Blonk

Blonk is the name of Blackpink immature fans who always messing around and starting a fanwars with other fandoms. Opposite of Blink

Blonk detected

Blonk are so fcking immature

Blonk by EW_Meg9 November 28, 2018

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