choadman

An American roadman (usually despised by both chavs and normal people)

Person 1- Theres a new guy in Jimmys form
Person 2- Yea? Whats he like?
Person 1- A right choadman

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A man whose bodily shape causes anyone who sees him to think of a choad

Hey, check out that choadman over there, what a choad.

choadman by The choader February 3, 2003

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A choad in human form, or a choad that has been reincarnated as a human, usually by living a bad or corrupt life

Live a good life son, or you shall be reincarnated as a choadman

choadman by someone else February 3, 2003

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Raj Chohan, a reporter at News 4 in Denver, CO. He is the physical form of the choadman (one who is a choad).

choadman by Spencer R December 2, 2004

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choadmonger

1. monger of choads
2. one who loves and obsesses with penises that are wider than they are long.

That fruitcake is a fucking choadmonger

choadmonger by El pene January 23, 2003

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Bob thinks he's a ladies man, but he's really just a choadmonkey.

choadmonkey by Zoob April 23, 2004

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Choadminster Fuller was the genius inventor of several choad-related items, including the Geodesic Choad and the Choadmaxion car.

Snowdon: I can't believe Choadminster Fuller never invented a condom for choads.

Exminster: I know, they keep breaking on me too!

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