shlampa
Shlampa means whore in German. People say mushy (with mean Vigina or pussy) shlampa. So Vigina whore
shlampa by Jessica Goleswick September 18, 2016
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shlampa
Shlampa is a German word for whore. Another German word is mushy which means vigina. They go perfect together mushy Shlampa
shlampa by Jessica Goleswick September 18, 2016
SHAMpagne
Sparkling wine that is not very good at all. Shampagne is usually very cheap, not only in quality, but also in price.
Roger: Hey, Dave! How was Betty's New Year's Eve party?
Dave: It was OK, but the SHAMpagne she served was AWFUL! I'll bet the vintage of that crap was last Wednesday!!
Dave: It was OK, but the SHAMpagne she served was AWFUL! I'll bet the vintage of that crap was last Wednesday!!
SHAMpagne by brooskitooski January 1, 2020
shampave
Shampave (aka veve): a precious friend. The epitome of a swag and yolo mindset
Veves are nonjudgmental mediators, but go off on anyone who dares to provoke close friends and family
They have otherworldly handwriting coveted by others&curly luscious black hair making others seethe in envy
They make great guac because they are vegetarian&care for the dying environment~they also have a endless supply of Chex mix and pita chips for her thieving friends
They have a spam where they post their daily smoothies in summers/hot chocolates in winters. They prefer their hot chocolate marshmallows big, but chopped- they swear it hits different
Veves are known for their elite emoji combinations&beautiful nail designs. They are masters of manifestation&would also like to revamp their closet
They aren’t the type to actively look for a man(only man she has ever considered decent is a Hershey bar) Instead they focus on developing themselves as individuals and becoming the best they can be. When she does simp, she expresses her love through baking (minimalist cakes). She will never settle for a man that treats her like anything less than the queen that SHE IS. He must be kind, funny, and share her values
People who can’t pronounce her name aren’t worth her time and miss out on an amazing individual that will be a constant source of love and support in their life
If you have a Shampave in your life be sure to love&cherish her while you have her- or you’ll regret it for an eternity
Veves are nonjudgmental mediators, but go off on anyone who dares to provoke close friends and family
They have otherworldly handwriting coveted by others&curly luscious black hair making others seethe in envy
They make great guac because they are vegetarian&care for the dying environment~they also have a endless supply of Chex mix and pita chips for her thieving friends
They have a spam where they post their daily smoothies in summers/hot chocolates in winters. They prefer their hot chocolate marshmallows big, but chopped- they swear it hits different
Veves are known for their elite emoji combinations&beautiful nail designs. They are masters of manifestation&would also like to revamp their closet
They aren’t the type to actively look for a man(only man she has ever considered decent is a Hershey bar) Instead they focus on developing themselves as individuals and becoming the best they can be. When she does simp, she expresses her love through baking (minimalist cakes). She will never settle for a man that treats her like anything less than the queen that SHE IS. He must be kind, funny, and share her values
People who can’t pronounce her name aren’t worth her time and miss out on an amazing individual that will be a constant source of love and support in their life
If you have a Shampave in your life be sure to love&cherish her while you have her- or you’ll regret it for an eternity
Hi Shampave! Have you started drivers Ed yet?
Not at all! In fact, I am now 16 and do not even have my permit!
How nice!
Not at all! In fact, I am now 16 and do not even have my permit!
How nice!
Slampanion
Slampanion by P.N. March 30, 2010