asswer 

The answer you give while talking out of your butt

My brother told me that the moon is illuminated by a giant flashlight on Mars. He's asswering again.

asswer by Miffsmit March 19, 2016

Trigonometry 3rd edition p391 question 52b answer 

1. Something John from Unordinary tried to search in order to finesse the system but failed miserably.

2. Something Seraphina can do with ease

John searched up Trigonometry 3rd edition p391 question 52b answer in order to complete his homework.

Trigonometry 3rd edition p391 question 52b answer by Authorities #1242 May 6, 2021

smart answer

A good answer to a rhetorical question. An answer that proves you are still awake.

Because most rhetoric is used by lame people on autopilot, a smart answer is used to wake them up.

smart answer by Stephan Smolka November 20, 2009

Disingenuous Assertions 

Disingenuous: lacking in frankness, candor, or sincerity; falsely or hypocritically

Assertion: positive statement or declaration, often without support or reason: a mere assertion; an unwarranted assertion.

put the two together and you have Disingenuous Assertions so I'll dumb it down for you people

Disingenuous Assertions: pretty much lying to make someone look good and something that so infuriating that it makes soldiers want to punch reporters

I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions

Disingenuous Assertions by Bushyfro September 29, 2011

You Ain't Got the Answers 

Infamous quote from Kanye West

1. What you tell someone when they try to give you unwanted advice or suggestions on what you should have or should not have done or;

2. Another way of telling someone they don't know what they are talking about and they need to shut up.

1. Gina: Pam, after Dane slapped you across the face, what you should have done was...
Pam (interrupts): You Ain't Got the Answers GINA! YOU AIN'T GOT THE ANSWERS!!!

2. Bill: What?! Kobe is better than LeBron

Steve: How you figure?

Bill: Lebron has...
Steve (rudely interrupts): You Ain't Got the Answers, Bill! STOP!

You Ain't Got the Answers by paradoxpredator December 3, 2013

Dumb Assery

The trappings, accoutrements, and doings of a dumb ass.

Come on guys, let's go home. This sort of dumb assery is going to get us all arrested. Bill, put down that hammer!

Dumb Assery by The Real Jack Jones September 28, 2007

Answer Whore 

A young semi to moderately attractive girl who will go around to the smarter kids and start flirting, hugging, etc, with them, in attempt to finish their incomplete homework.

Student: "Dude, why do you let Haley whore answers off of you in Geometry."

Geek: I like the attention, and I guess she is a great answer whore."

Answer Whore by Roger 10101010101 April 1, 2010