turdnager

A teenager who is acting like a turd, doing things that are particularly teenage-like.

"Son!, (who is annoying his younger sibling), stop being a turdnager and leave your brother alone"

by Bikeboy555 January 2, 2016

turdage

A build up of crappy things.

The manager at the local tech store is total turdage.

by RSyourself December 30, 2013

turdbagger

Someone who has a foul attitude, is rude to others, and makes life miserable for everyone else due to them bagging turds all day in a room by themselves.

My teacher is such a turdbagger.

by Golden arrow January 3, 2016

turnage

Family name known for large dicks

Did you hear that turnage boy pierced her stomach

by TCal2020 May 19, 2017

Unpredicted Turdage

When one visits the ladies/little men's room, with the intention of a wizzle, but mid-visit decides he/she may as well have a shit.

'What took you so long?'
'Sorry man, had a case of Unpredicted Turdage.'
'Oh, really? Fair enough man, that's cool. Want another Mojito?'

by wastelandpanda July 29, 2012

William TURDner

A perfect ass pirate. He is an Orlando Bloom lookalike.

William TURDner is starring soon in 'Ass pirates of San Fagcisco'

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 6, 2021

turdmaker

someone who talks a lot of shit.

Did you hear what she said?
Yeah! what a turdmaker! Someone needs to put her in her place.

by ** us ** March 3, 2011