Simon Bridges, aka Simon
Fucking Bridges, is the leader of the opposition party in New Zealand politics. He has struggled with not staying relevant for the last few years and now with the CoVid19 lock downs decided he was entitled to drive to his office from his home 320kms away each week, breaking lock down protocol and looking
like a complete penis throughout. In a tantrum, befitting of a 3 year old, Simon did a livestream trying to criticise the current government, lead by Jacinda Ardern, aka Aunty Cindy, good
bitch, to which nearly the whole country turned on him and simultaneously shouted '
COCK'.
Trevor; "Gidday Blue, how you be?"
2nd Trevor; "Trev, did you just hear what that whiny little
bitch, Simon fucking Bridges, just said about our good
bitch, Aunty Cindy?"
Trevor; "Yeah, what a
Cock!"