Jumpits

Jumpits

A pair of generously sized tits concealed by a jumper. Usually, the woman will wear the jumper in an attempt to hide her natural endowments from men, but ultimately fails as this further draws attention to the colossal size.

Example: My God, look at those jumpits.

Example 2: You know the girl. It was the one with the mega jumpits.

Jumpits by Pherodine October 29, 2015

Jumpies 

An exercise mainly done by rowers, to condition the legs (quads, specifically). Generally conducted in sets, in the course of the dreaded *circuit*.

Coxwain: 121...122...123... Oh, oops. Sorry guys, I lost count.

Rowers: *groan*

Cox: Now all together, we're going to do 200 jumpies, by sets of 50: 1...2...3...

Rowers: We're gonna flip the boat on you, coxwain... shit...

Jumpies by Shouldbedoinghomeworkrightnow April 2, 2011

Holy Jumpins 

a phrase used by people in the North Schuylkill school district, especially in the football program. this phrase displays anger, but it is used when you want to make a point but you don't want to curse.

Football Coach: why did you run the wrong play?

Player: I forgot it

Coach: Holy jumpins guy.

Holy Jumpins by Kode25 August 25, 2011

Jummits

Nickname for any person with awesomness that can be compared to that of Jesus and Chuck Norris. Also an active advocate against the containment and reproduction of gingers.

1. Dude! Jummits just ate a football!

2. Don't even try to be like Jummits. It's practically unpossible.

Jummits by guyfriendbuddy October 21, 2009

jumpies 

Breasts. Particularly, very nice ones.

J: Man, Kate is such a bitch.
D: I know, but she has award winning jumpies.
J: Yeah, you know... you're right. I never thought about it like that.

jumpies by DoctoRUMS March 13, 2005

jumpios 

to die

do you want to jumpios

jumpios by loikhfd November 1, 2018