Sexams 

When she requires you to study and panic for weeks just to ultimately fail and cry for the rest of the month. While difficult for most, Asians actually preform far above the standards set by your weak fat american girlfriend.

Sorry man cant go out tonight, gotta study for the sexams next week.

Sexams by Dick Faggotson June 4, 2015

sexamination 

A couple mutually performing a physical examination of their genitals following sexual intercourse. Sexaminations are very popular among med school students, since it allows them to combine their scientific interest with sexual practice.

Guy: Dayuuum, you were tremendous today!
Gal: Thanks, honey! So were you. But can we do a sexamination now?
Guy: Sure, who's first?

Guy 1: What took you so long?
Guy 2: We had sex and then my girlfriend wanted to do a routine sexamination.
Guy 1: Nerds.

sexamination by Asoku Mopen May 14, 2014

Where the seams meet 

Vagina reference.

I finger blasted her where the seams meet.

Where the seams meet by Alexander Skinbound August 11, 2016

destitute seamstress 

an offensive, even possibly misogynistic term for a female hilly-billy, an unsophisticated farm/country female

Although Rosa Parks was indeed financially destitute and a seamstress by trade, as well as being a black lady from the rural south, she certainly wasn't a destitute seamstress, achieving quite a lot in terms of human rights and other social progress for African Americans

destitute seamstress by Uncle Dimma September 13, 2016

Sexas

Having sex in Texas.

Dude I went to Houston last week and had some AWESOME sexas with Angela.

Sexas by lockenload23 August 1, 2016

sexausted 

The state of exhaustion that occurs after intense intercourse.

Matt: OMG I feel like I just came out my brain. I'm so fucking exhausted right now, you have no idea.

Jenny: No you're not, you're sexausted. See what I did there?

sexausted by Matt&Jenny January 9, 2008

Sexmas 

What Christmas turns into if you have sex before opening presents.

May also refer to the act of spending most of the 25th having sex.

"We celebrated Sexmas instead of giving gifts this year."

"I love Sexmas, it's the most wonderful time of the year."

Sexmas by christmasguy071 December 24, 2009