jizt

A cloud of semen vapor. A jizz mist, if you will.

Andrew sprayed me with jizt last night.

by jeroknite August 23, 2014

Get the jizt

To understand the true meaning of the sentence and what the narrator means.

Oh got I understand what Fro is saying now. I get the jizt of what he means.

by womb raider February 27, 2024

Jiztastic

Something Extremely Awesome, similar to an orgasm.

Oh man that Velveeta Mac n' Cheese was Jiztastic

by Akkattakk April 30, 2010

jiztasterfy

when your penis is out of control and semen is coming out in every direction

damnit jeff put your dick away, this is a jiztasterfy.

by master taint February 11, 2019

jiztard

One who is composed of the fluids the penis secretes while acting like an utter idiot, therefore being referred to as a "retard." Widely and mainly used as an insult, this word can be endearing if used by the right person.

Example 1:

Sarah- "God damn it! My boyfriend juz broke up with me!"
Kate- "Fuck that jiztard! He didn't deserve you. You can do better than that."
Sarah- "Yeah, les' go to dah club and get hyphy up in dat bitch!"

Example 2:
Girl- "Baby, do you wana smash?"
Boy- "You know you don't have to ask you, jiztard."
Girl- "Mmmm, I love you."

by SarK8 August 14, 2009

jiztizz

A name given to a man with the largest genitals among his group of friends.

Hey im the jiztizz.

by SUCK IT June 13, 2004

jiztrap

the little ball at the back of a girls throat that catches all of the jiz.

jeff laux has a jizstrap

by brian kircher June 25, 2003