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stink card 

When a waiter or waitress takes your credit card and instead of swiping it on the computer they run it through there sweaty butt crack.
Damn, that group at table 23 was a nightmare..
Dont worry I gave them the stink card.

Damn, are you giving that table the stink card right now?
Fuck yeah fuck those guards

Customer: do you take discover?
Server: (gives them stink card) I'll show you the card that pays you back!
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stinktard 

A smelly person who is so unintelligent they don't know they reek!
Jane,did you get a whiff of that fat old stinktard?
stinktard by Numbtard September 6, 2007
A commoner in the Natchez social system. A stinkard is formed when a creepster and a sketchball meet in a club, and the creepster smells the sketchball's hair from behind.

Stinkardness is transferred through the blood of the mother sketchball, even when the father is Honored (well-endowed). Considered below the status of the bastard child.
Friend 1: I met the sketchiest guy last night. He was a real creepster.

Friend 2: According to the punnett square, you have a 50% probability of making a stinkard. Stay away!
stinkard by Creepy Keith May 7, 2008

stinktard 

"sh!t me that retarded kid stinks wat a fukin stinktard"
stinktard by bigTittyssssss August 30, 2012
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026