counterbailing

Counterbailing is the art of bailing on plans made by a serial bailer before they have the opportunity to do the same to you

Often used by passive aggressive folk who are fed up with others bullshit.

Housemate: you totally bailed on our plans for tonight. Das cool I'm going to dye my hair

Me: Im Counterbailing. enjoy your hair treatment

Housemate: I didn't bail on you!!!!

Me: I'm sure you could have found a way

counterbailing by Fergo's thoughts June 22, 2014

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counterbailing by Fergo's thoughts June 22, 2014

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Counterbaiting

1. v When someone tries to bait you but you see their bait so you bait them while they think they're baiting you

2. v A sex positon in which the sub performs oral while having fruit loops inserted into their rectum

You just got fucking counterbaited fr
Im counterbaiting the sHIT out of this dude.

Counterbaiting by Puremask August 3, 2017

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You don't get your own counterveiling 100%

If you think you are using it against me just kmow that it isn't actually helping you and you don't get one.

Hym Iam "You don't get your own counterveiling 100% and what it LOOKS LIKE is she's telling you to do what is going to piss me off the most and GUARANTEE that I am going to fucking kill you for this. If you have 1, I have 2. It isn't YOURS."

You don't get your own counterveiling 100% by Hym Iam February 18, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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