shiiitt 

When a situation comes up and u get a bad feeling, u stretch the word shit out and thus it becomes shiiitt

Joe: aye James can u do me a favor and come with me to rob this nigga.

James: shiiitt nigga u crazy as fuck, do that shit by yo damn self

shiiitt by Ace rock April 12, 2014

shikitty 

A very sweet, very cute-looking girl who likes pancakes and flowers but also more gory stuff like the Walking Dead or Dexter. She could probably be a serial killer or something but she's so pretty all of her victims probably wouldn't mind, and no one suspects her anyway. Has eastern european origins.

- Hey ! Look over there ! Shikitty incoming !
- Yup, I heard she bought a new pink flowery butterfly knife yesterday

shikitty by EdetAllen July 2, 2015

shiiiit 

Expression of extreme disbelief used by Senator Clay Davis from The Wire.

shiiiit.com

shiiiit by YYC November 22, 2011

shiiiiTAKE (mushrooms) 

You use the phrase, "shiiiiTAKE (mushrooms)" where you might otherwise use the word, "shit"; such as if there are young children around or if you're on forums (or, "fora" if you want to be a dick about it) where the words shit and shittake are forbidden or censored (yes, a forum that I'm on censors the word shittake!!!).

{in a room where a toddler is present}: Gosh I don't want to go; I feel like shiiiiTAKE (mushrooms) this morning.

shiiiiTAKE (mushrooms) by Telephony October 22, 2019

shiiit

When a statement is worthy of recognition; can be used as either positive or negative

"Then he fell right into the mud"
"shiiit, man. That sucks!"

shiiit by bsides July 2, 2004

shimitting 

simultaneous rapid anal feacal evacuation and violent oral ejection of stomach contents.

Dear Sir, I cannot come into work today as i have been shimitting all night. I think i ate a dodgy kebab after all those pints

shimitting by bruxia November 2, 2010

shiiiit 

used to express the unlikelyhood of something happening.

person: would you pop to the stores and get some milk?
james: Shiiit!

person:do you think you've got a chance with that girl?
James: Shiiit!

James: I really like doing this newspaper...shiiit!

shiiiit by Joe Blow November 25, 2004