Cashtag

A Cashtag is the Dollar sign you put before something catchy. It is also put before random words. The Cashtag was made famous by Stephen Elvarez Distelrath an ELA professor at Port Huron Northern. The Cashtag was copied by the hashtag and Señor Disteláth is In the process of suing.

Billy Fealko missed an extra point today in practice. $Choke $Gibbons

Cashtag=$

Cashtag by The Real Mr d May 12, 2014

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Cashtag is the new hashtag. The usage is exactly the same. Why have #money when you can have $money?

Bro 1: Dude, this girl I like just cleaned food off my crotch. $gettingsome

Bro 2: Dawg, I totally saw that up close. You are in fo sho. $cashtag

cashtag by MasterOfUnknown March 29, 2014

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Cashtag

Any hashtag about cash.

Look at this prick's Instagram photo, he's used so many cashtags:

#cashforgirlsanddrinks

#cashfordrugfund

Cashtag by Wesaysummer October 9, 2014

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Cashtigmatism

Portmanteau of "cash" and "astigmatism". The ailment of being rendered either short-sighted or blind due to dollar signs in the eyes. A level of greed that results in a person behaving without thought to future consequences. First used in Jeph Jacques' webcomic "Questionable Content".

Faye: I only have to pay a third of the rent instead of half! There are dollar signs dancing in my eyes!
Dora: Careful, our eye-care plan doesn't cover cashtigmatism.

Did you hear? John inherited a bunch of money from his uncle, but it gave him cashtigmatism and he blew it all on silly putty and gummi bears.

Cashtigmatism by Astrolounge January 19, 2010